Wednesday, October 10, 2007

"$ell Tower" Larry--Four More Years?!!?

Election time in LR is just around the corner. In fact, candidate filing will be in early January! And rumor has it that old $ell Tower is going for another term, which also means a well-financed slate of stooges for two trustee slots so that the mayor can continue in his despotic ways unchecked.

Our little burg can ill afford another four years of Larry Abraham, and all of you know it. So who will demonstrate the huevos to really get up and do something about it? Who will run for mayor, or trustee? Why not you, dear reader? Just think of yourself sitting up there on stage in village hall, glaring condescendingly toward the poor sap droning on at the podium! What prestige and respect will you command as you pummel the rug thug and his minions with nay votes! Why wait any longer--organize your campaign now!!! And remember, thanks to Larry LR is the only municipality in the state without ANY campaign finance regulations or reporting requirements whatsoever.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How are you going to get out the information that anyone wanting to run for Trustee and Mayor needs to register by january 8 - last I heard - subject to change.